Monthly Archive: May 2018

We never saw it coming, but it has come to this.. Tom got arrested! After a fiery feud with his roommate the police finally stepped in and arrested him. His lawyer stated: ‘We are sad to announce that Tom has been taken to county jail. We will try to get him out as soon as […]

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Some websites can expect huge fines after blocking European visitors for GDPR compliance reasons according to some experts we spoke to. There was a big uproar in Europe this morning as people tried to reach websites like the LA Times or the Chicago Tribune and were presented with a message saying the sites were unavailable […]

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With the final of worlds’ biggest football competition  -the Champions League-  coming right up, pedagogues are campaigning to change the name to Participation Award League. ‘Soccer players have feelings too, and we should acknowledge that’, they claim. But not everybody agrees with this statement. New York Times contributor Betty Berdan states in her opinion piece: ‘Trophies should be given […]

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Washington D.C. — BOOM!  What a bombshell. They’ll never recover from this one, clearly it is all over now.  Panic has set in over Washington after it went down on live television.   Shut down in just one amazing stroke.  Who would have expected this one little thing to happen?  They got blindsided completely and never saw it […]

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With the final show of the Eurovision song contest coming right up people started to worry about the voting system. The free-for-all voting system leaves the continent vulnerable to foreign interference. Illegals can cross the border and use the European wireless phone networks to vote for their favorite artist or country. This is because the Eurovision […]

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Forget about Facebook: is it a stretch to call this collusion?  Investigators have been looking at Russian interference in U.S. elections and have been digging for evidence of collaboration between political campaigns and the Russian government.  But so far Silicon Valley seems to have mostly escaped their attention (with the exception of Facebook of course). […]

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