WASHINGTON – Pundits on both sides of the political spectrum were thrown into confusion after a transgender muslim waitress at a Christian-themed restaurant refused to serve a gay wedding cake to an African-American republican who was marrying his Hispanic boyfriend last weekend.
There was nothing but stunned silence from pundits on both sides of the political spectrum along with a distinct lack of social media posts about the events that took place shortly after the ceremony.
“Normally I’d just side with the Republican, no matter what”, said @MAGATrump2020Voter on Twitter, “but in this case I don’t know, considering the gayness and all. Then again, the restaurant was Christian-themed, so there’s that to take in. What’s that? The waitress was muslim? Christ, this is hard!”
Stacy Williams, a local student, told us :”I’m totally against people refusing to serve gay wedding cakes but I’m afraid in this case I can’t because the waitress is Muslim and that would make me a racist I guess. On the other hand, the couple is Black/Hispanic so it can’t be racist to stand up for them…? Or can it? I’m stumped…”
We also reached out to various feminist and LGTBQ organisations for their opinion but they were still debating if the transgender waitress should be classified as a man or a woman and whether a marriage could even really be considered gay if it was done at a Christian restaurant.
According to the latest reports most people are still waiting for President Trump to weigh via his Twitter account in so they can fiercely oppose or wholeheartedly support whatever his take on the matter is.